There are many things that I judge that aren’t really worthy of entire blog posts. I figured Fridays are the perfect days to submit a handful of these observations. This first post will be somewhat general, but from now on I’ll keep a list each week of the things I see/judge and then pick my favorites.
I’m Judging You: Man with no social skills
I stood behind this guy in the checkout line at the store, and he insisted on talking to the cashier about the product he was buying. I think it was yogurt or something. Proceeded to tell her a story about it, and all the cashier did was smile, nod, and provide a couple “mhm” responses. Learn how to read your audience, sir!
I’m Judging You: Justin Bieber fans
… Do I really need a reason for this one?
I’m Judging You: Jorts wearers
Jorts are never appropriate on guys unless they’re meant as a joke or are part of a costume. This makes trips to the mall entertaining, because I spend half my time trying to figure out why so many men are already preparing for Halloween.
I’m Judging You: People who update their facebook status 5+ times per day
Seriously, that’s what Twitter is for. I got a Twitter account a little over a year ago, and not only is it fun since you have to be creative to get your message across in 140 characters, but you can follow celebrities and laugh at the ridiculous shit they say (case in point: Kanye West). I guess what I’m trying to say is: get on my level.
(Sidenote: My twitter name is badams725, and I think I’m pretty entertaining, so feel free to follow me!)
I’m Judging You: Nickelback fans…
… still.
Happy Friday!
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