Observation: I just started a blog.

Well hello there! I'm Brian. This is my blog. This is a sentence. Phew, good, we got the introductory statements out of the way.

I decided to start this blog because 1) I'm funny, 2) Writing is fun, but keeping a diary puts me to sleep, and 3) I don't want to deprive the general public of my wittiness any longer.

Okay, the third one was just a filler. Yes, I'm witty, but I don't really care if the world knows. I just think lists are only worth it if you have three or four points.

Anyway, here at The Judging Life, my aim is to provide sarcastic, mostly true, and fairly logical social commentary. I'll refrain from posting updates about my favorite TV shows or what I had for lunch today (after all, that's what Twitter's for, isn't it?). I MAY even get guest bloggers to give their own commentary, provided it lives up to my impossibly high standards of humor.* But rest assured... everything posted on here will be judgmental in one way or another (including some jabs at myself, I'm sure) without calling anyone out (except myself, since it's difficult to take a jab at yourself without doing so, and I know that I'll forgive myself eventually).

Eventually I'll fill out the thing in the sidebar that describes my blog, making this whole post obsolete and turning the two hours 30 minutes 45 seconds it took for me to write it into a waste of time. Don't worry... when that time comes, I'll be sure to judge myself accordingly.

*In the interest of full disclosure, my standards aren't that high... I still chuckle at bad puns.